Indie action game Gori: Cuddly Carnage is out this week, and lets players take on the role of an anthropomorphic cat in conflict with mutant toys. To promote the game, Gori publisher Wired Productions is offering players a chance to win “Tinner 4 Two,” so they can share a “romantic” dinner with their cat.
Wired Productions Community Manager Steve Williamson made the offer on social media to fans who share the post, follow the company, and respond by citing a specific review of Gori on Steam.
Tinner 4 Two is a humorous collectible that Wired Productions has put up for sale on its website that combines cat food and spaghetti. However, it is not a true combination of the two. The final product is actually two different cans joined together, one for cat food and one for spaghetti. A Sun reporter tasted it and described the spaghetti as “inedible”, so perhaps this is a collectible that is best left in the can.
Plus, as anyone who has ever owned a cat knows, felines tend to prefer to be left alone when eating their own food. But if you ever dare to eat something a cat might enjoy – like a meat product – then suddenly your four-legged friend won’t leave you alone. So the idea of a “romantic” meal with a cat was doomed from the start.
Gori: Cuddly Carnage is available on all consoles and PC. There is also a demo, if you want to try it before buying.